Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

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61 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped.

62 So, tell me, is he like, packing some serious pubic inches? What's the story down there?

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

63 So, you can take your pain, and you can shove it up your asses, kids. I got the monopoly on pain.

64 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out.

65 That's sweet, Jen.

66 We will get the man who did this to your son. Hear me. -I'll kill him myself. I will.

67 You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese!

68 You're totally Jell-O. You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

69 Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay? There's always that girl. They love to show it off, but they do not give it up.

— Nikolai Wolf (Adam Brody)

70 I'm pretty sure my son wouldn't have liked being eaten by a _ing cannibal, and buried before his 18th birthday. Wow. You must have known him so well.

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