28 Movie Quotes about Idiots with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

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21 God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

22 Come here, you nap-haired idiot!

Quote from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

23 What idiot dressed you in that outfit? -You did.

24 What the hell is the matter with you, you four-eyed idiot?

G. W. Bailey as Captain Skroeder in Short Circuit (1986)

25 Well, I hope you told that long-winded idiot what you think of him. -Well, I'm not rightly sure what I think of him.

26 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

27 The point is, I'd like to help out but I can't. I'm an idiot. I don't have the vocabulary.

Tom Cruise as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder

28 Damn it. You stupid idiot. Look, you idiot. You are a stupid, stupid man.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke