26 Movie Quotes about Idiots (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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Memorable quotes about idiots, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

12 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end.

Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001)

13 Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!

Keira Knightley as Mr. Gibbs in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

14 I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen.

Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

15 God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

16 Damn it. You stupid idiot. Look, you idiot. You are a stupid, stupid man.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

17 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

18 The president's an idiot. You don't sound like an idiot.

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element

19 You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as idiot, not you Captain.

Bill Pullman as Lone Starr in Spaceballs

20 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot. -Yeah, that's true.

Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers

26 Movie Quotes about Idiots (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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