28 Movie Quotes about Idiots with Audio – Page 2Updated: Mar 23, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional. Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 12 Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot! Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann; Mr. Gibbs in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl 13 Look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot. Quote from Ratatouille 14 I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen. Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille 15 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 16 Listen to you. What's the story here? I'm a white-trash idiot. The end. Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly in Joe Dirt (2001) 17 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot. -Yeah, that's true. Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers 18 You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as idiot, not you Captain. Bill Pullman as Lone Starr in Spaceballs 19 The president's an idiot. You don't sound like an idiot. Quote from The Fifth Element 20 There's a widespread feeling that just because a man has a large office, he must be an idiot. Quote from Double Indemnity Page 2 of 3 << ◄ 1 2 3 ► >>