18 Movie Quotes about Illness (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about illness, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Oh, well, we can't have everything. I should be happy that I still have my sickness.

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

2 Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her.

Sean Connery as Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

3 Ah-choo! Ah-choo! It's co-co-cold outside. I might get pneumonia. And die.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

4 Since I fell ill a few weeks ago while coming here, I seem to be getting worse, and I'm weakened now. Therefore, I've decided, starting from tomorrow, I'll teach these kids Shaolin Tong-Chi style, so that they're able to protect themselves.

Quote from Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu

5 Hello. Now don't you worry. -We'll soon have you cured. -Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you. -Goodbye. -Goodbye.

Graham Chapman; John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

6 We have HIVO, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. -Oh, my.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

7 What do you say, Jack? I'm a Jew. I'm divorced. I'm broke. And I'm dying of cancer. Do you think I get a discount?

Debra Winger as Joy Davidman in Shadowlands

8 Oh, a cold, a puny cold! Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones? -Well, maybe she could catch something like that.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

9 What's hyperzemia? -It's what Jake's got.

Ken Berry as Frank Wilson in The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

10 Mummy got sick. And it happened just like that. There's nothing anybody could do. It isn't fair. There's no reason. And if we start asking why, we'll go crazy.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

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