- Oh, a cold, a puny cold! Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones?
- Well, maybe she could catch something like that.

11 seconds sound clip from the The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:56:02.154 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that Fulquard girl?

- Don't you like Audrey, ma?

- She's out after your money.

- I don't have any money.

- Oh, she's a smart one. She'll latch onto ya till ya get some and then goodbye, fortune!

- But Audrey's honest girl, ma.

- Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy

- But Audrey had a bad cold a few weeks ago.

- Oh, a cold, a puny cold! Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like pneumonoconiosis, or gall stones?

- Well, maybe she could catch something like that.

- The only thing she'll catch is you!

- And she'll take you off to some shady sanatorium and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.

- I know when I'm not wanted.

- Oh, gee, ma.

- Don't feel sorry for me. I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end.

[...]