33 Movie Quotes about Incompetence (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Nov 16, 2025

Memorable quotes about incompetence, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 What do I do? -Yes? -What do I do? -Nothing, dear. You're not qualified. -Leave it to us.

John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

12 You cost us thousands of dollars because you can't read.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

13 He has pulled the wrong tooth! There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth. It's Clouseau! Kill him! Kill him!

Herbert Lom as Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

14 We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

15 Are you kidding? These guys are the lousiest circus bugs you've ever seen.

John Ratzenberger as P.T. Flea in A Bug's Life

16 When I think of the time and the money I've wasted on your training, and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

17 You're what the French call Les incompetents.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

18 Talk! -I don't know. -You don't know? I can't tolerate people like you who waste my time.

Quote from Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979)

19 He's weak. He's incompetent. He jeopardizes the whole place.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

20 He's too incompetent, and the bottom line is, he cannot be trusted.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

33 Movie Quotes about Incompetence (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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