33 Movie Quotes about Incompetence (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Nov 16, 2025

Memorable quotes about incompetence, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 This guy could _ up a cup of coffee.

Joe Pesci as Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

22 Consider yourselves fired and prison-bound. Your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable!

Chris Sanders as Stitch in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

23 You see, I'm not very competent, really. In fact, I had a hard time getting a place before I came here.

John Carradine as Dr. Von Altermann in Revenge of the Zombies (1943)

24 You know, Kevin, you're what the French call Les incompetents.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

25 An incompetent crew, a burning ship. Put overboard in a small boat at dead of night.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

26 Completely lost due to incompetence.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

27 What is important is that my guards performed their duties incompetently.

Bruce Lee as Lee in Enter the Dragon (1973)

28 Now, maybe, we can drop the criminal charges, but, believe me, that mental incompetence bit will be, ahem, tough to beat.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

29 Incompetent zero...

Jeff Bridges as Kevin Flynn in TRON (1982)

30 And we're in the hands of incompetents!

John Wayne as Dan Roman in The High and the Mighty (1954)

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