172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Find the best lines of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the bumbling detective from The Pink Panther series, with short sound clips available in MP3 and WAV formats.

141 Ah, ah, ah. And where do you think you're going? -I do not think, sir. I know where I am going.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

142 A nudist colony? -Right. And nobody gets in unless they take their clothes off. -What, all of them? -All of them. Right down to your mustache.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

143 And another thing!

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

144 Oh! Oh, this is too much for a simple policeman.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

145 Somebody was hiding in that closet, and when they opened the door she received a beump upon the head.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

146 Maria was complaining of meuths. -Meuths? Is that right, Maria, that you were complaining about these meuths?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

147 Yes, I did complain about moths. -Oh, you mean meuths. Yes, the flying meuths, you mean. Yes, of course, of course, of course.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

148 What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind? -Yes. -Oh, I see. Yes, yes. Yes, of course.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

149 Have you anything to say? -Could you lend me 50 francs?

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

150 Cato is in hospital. They nearly blew his little yellow skin off.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

172 Quotes by Inspector Jacques Clouseau (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

141 Ah, ah, ah. And where do you think you're going? -I do not think, sir. I know where I am going.

142 A nudist colony? -Right. And nobody gets in unless they take their clothes off. -What, all of them? -All of them. Right down to your mustache.

143 And another thing!

144 Oh! Oh, this is too much for a simple policeman.

145 Somebody was hiding in that closet, and when they opened the door she received a beump upon the head.

146 Maria was complaining of meuths. -Meuths? Is that right, Maria, that you were complaining about these meuths?

147 Yes, I did complain about moths. -Oh, you mean meuths. Yes, the flying meuths, you mean. Yes, of course, of course, of course.

148 What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind? -Yes. -Oh, I see. Yes, yes. Yes, of course.

149 Have you anything to say? -Could you lend me 50 francs?

150 Cato is in hospital. They nearly blew his little yellow skin off.

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