434 Quotes with insults for her (Audio) - page 27

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

A selection of the funniest quotes with insults for her, taken from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short voice samples in mp3 and wav format.

261 I didn't know you had women here. -Oh, she's from the farm down the hill.

Quote from Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

262 If you ask me the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband with a bear trap.

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

263 Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

264 That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

265 First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your _. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

266 Miss America, 1913. Weighs 2 pounds less than a grand piano.

Quote from Knock on Any Door (1949)

267 Oh, brother, not another schizophrenic dame.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

268 Here we are. How to Exorcise. Just the ticket. If this doesn't get her, nothing will.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

269 Struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. -My kind of woman.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

270 Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.

Quote from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)