Jack Lemmon Movie Quotes & Lines – 47 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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31 Big time Charlie, huh? -How much they payin' you? -Oh, you wouldn't want to know. It'd just make you green with envy.

As Hildy Johnson in The Front Page (1974)

32 All these bums steal your stuff. -Oh, let them. They don't have my style. The Bensinger touch.

As Hildy Johnson in The Front Page (1974)

33 Hold it! Don't move. -What's the matter? -Uh-huh, nose bleed. Put your head back. Oh, -must be my blood pressure. Or menopause or something.

As Hildy Johnson in The Front Page (1974)

34 You think you got it made? No home, no family, no friends. Eating cold beans outta tin cans, sleepin' on your office couch five nights a week.

As Hildy Johnson in The Front Page (1974)

35 You gotta be under 25. -We could pass for that. -You gotta be blonde. -We could dye our hair. -And you gotta be girls! -We could... -No, we couldn't.

Jack Lemmon as Jerry; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

36 Joe, where are you running? -As far away as possible. -That's not far enough. You don't know those guys. They know us. Every hood in Chicago's gonna be after us, Joe.

Jack Lemmon as Jerry; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

37 Look at that. Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something.

As Jerry in Some Like It Hot

38 Don't you bulge? -Huh? Bulge? Me? I have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month. Well, my dear, she is so inexpensive.

As Jerry in Some Like It Hot

39 When I was a kid, I used to have a dream where I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls and mocha éclairs and sponge cake and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts...

As Jerry in Some Like It Hot

40 Men? -Oh, you don't have to worry about that. -We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands. And they... they all just want one thing from a girl.

As Jerry in Some Like It Hot

Jack Lemmon Movie Quotes & Lines – 47 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

31 Big time Charlie, huh? -How much they payin' you? -Oh, you wouldn't want to know. It'd just make you green with envy.

32 All these bums steal your stuff. -Oh, let them. They don't have my style. The Bensinger touch.

33 Hold it! Don't move. -What's the matter? -Uh-huh, nose bleed. Put your head back. Oh, -must be my blood pressure. Or menopause or something.

34 You think you got it made? No home, no family, no friends. Eating cold beans outta tin cans, sleepin' on your office couch five nights a week.

35 You gotta be under 25. -We could pass for that. -You gotta be blonde. -We could dye our hair. -And you gotta be girls! -We could... -No, we couldn't.

36 Joe, where are you running? -As far away as possible. -That's not far enough. You don't know those guys. They know us. Every hood in Chicago's gonna be after us, Joe.

37 Look at that. Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something.

38 Don't you bulge? -Huh? Bulge? Me? I have the most divine seamstress. Comes in just once a month. Well, my dear, she is so inexpensive.

39 When I was a kid, I used to have a dream where I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls and mocha éclairs and sponge cake and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts...

40 Men? -Oh, you don't have to worry about that. -We wouldn't be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts with eight hands. And they... they all just want one thing from a girl.

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