Jackie Gleason Movie Quotes & Lines – 138 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Well, I'm telling you this, if they get anything out of me, it's not gonna be out of me that they get it.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

2 Don't you cuss on this here radio. -I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listenin'.

As Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

3 I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're goin' away till you're Grey!

As Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

4 Aha! By the way, eh? I knew there'd have to be a by the way in here someplace. All right, what's by the way?

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

5 Tonight, I am watching a movie, and if you dare to make a sound while the movie is on, I'll cut off your air supply!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 Oh! You're starting right in, huh? Starting right in with the insults. No warming up in the bullpen or nothing, huh? Starting right in.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

7 What, are you crazy, or something? Only a maniac would buy that for 15 bucks... You wanna buy it?

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

8 Oh, I called to tell you that I quit. That's right. Oh, and furthermore, you... are a bum!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 Are you finished with the 'if you only had have done what I told you so's'? Are you finished with those?

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 So what? So what if I got in a little trouble? I was a millionaire for a couple of days. That's more than anybody else in this dump can say.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

Jackie Gleason Movie Quotes & Lines – 138 Classics (+ Audio)

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