Are you finished with the 'if you only had have done what I told you so's'? Are you finished with those?

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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6 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - Funny Money sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:22:35.404 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

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- All right, all right! I don't know who anybody is. I'm taking you all downtown. We'll straighten this out at headquarters. So, come on, let's go.

- Fine way to treat your favorite son-in-law!

- Ooh, would I like to belt you one!

- I don't know. All I know is that if you had listened to me, none of this would have happened. But no, you never listen to anyone but yourself.

- Are you finished? Are you finished with all the lectures, Carrie Nation?

- Are you finished with the 'if you only had have done what I told you so's'? Are you finished with those?

- Well, if you're finished with them, let's get something clear. Right now.

- So what? So what if I got in a little trouble? I was a millionaire for a couple of days. That's more than anybody else in this dump can say.

- For two days I had it, and I went with it, too. It came easy, and it went just as fast. And that's the way I'd be if I had it. Easy come, easy go.

- If anybody found out I had it, they could have it.

- It's my nature to spend. Except I never have anything to spend.

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The Honeymooners (1955) Sound Clip

The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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