Jackie Gleason Movie Quotes & Lines – 138 Classics (+ Audio) - page 11

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101 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

102 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

103 This is it. I'm through, done, finished, completed.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

104 The doctor gave him something to help his sleepwalking. -Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates?

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

105 Sleepwalking isn't caused by nervousness. How would I know? I happen to be a bus driver. And if nervousness caused sleepwalking, I'd be going through Australia right now!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

106 Shut up! One _ at a time!

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

107 Hold it! Don't you ever, ever raise your voice to me! Do you know who you're talkin' to?

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

108 Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

109 Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' outta your _!

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

110 The soon I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)