Jackie Gleason: 138 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Movie quotes delivered by Jackie Gleason, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

41 Well, I learned something tonight. You're never too old to learn something, and tonight, I learned something.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

42 And do you know why you're jealous? Because you know that at this time tomorrow night, my picture will be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. -Well, so will mine! For killing you!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

43 Maybe you're right. He likes the job he's got. If he left the sewer, he'd be like a fish out of water.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

44 What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Smokey"; Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

45 'First Prize, International Dog Show. Awarded to Mrs. J.J. Marshall.' -Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)

46 I'll spell it. I'll spell it! -Well? Go ahead. -I'll spell it when you give me $16000, for spelling it!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

47 It won't be long now, sweetheart. We'll be living on Park Avenue. And wait till you see how different this furniture looks when it's in a Park Avenue apartment.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

48 Oh! And you said you were just a beginner! -But I missed the ball! -Yeah, but you came so close. Go ahead, try again.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

49 I am going to bed. -Big deal! Stay in there.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

50 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)