117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Joe Pesci, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

2 Get this through your head, you Jew mother_er, you!

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

3 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

5 You go get my money, or I'll put your brain to sleep.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

6 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

7 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand?

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

8 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

9 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

10 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips)

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

2 Get this through your head, you Jew mother_er, you!

3 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

4 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

5 You go get my money, or I'll put your brain to sleep.

6 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

7 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand?

8 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

9 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

10 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

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