John Cleese: 110 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Aug 1, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John Cleese, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

81 I'm so sorry. I had no idea we had a racist working here. I apologize most sincerely. I mean... Where are you going? No, I can explain...

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

82 Silence! I have come for you. -You mean to...? -Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

83 Well, you're dead now, so shut up! -Dead? -Dead. -All of us? -All of you.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

84 I can only kiss the man I love. And then he... -Must make a vow of everlasting love. I know. -And prove it to the world.

Jean Bob (John Cleese), Princess Odette (Michelle Nicastro) in The Swan Princess

85 And Jean-Bob. -I have no friends, only servants. And they call me Your Highness.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

86 No, no. This Derek is very important to you, and all I can do is think of myself.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

87 Accept my apology, please. -Okay. I accept. -Good. Now we can kiss and make up.

Princess Odette (Michelle Nicastro), Jean Bob (John Cleese) in The Swan Princess

88 Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. Good grief. You're talking about me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

89 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

90 Bonjour, madame. Ha-ha! The ladies still fall for me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess