John Cleese Movie Quotes & Lines – 96 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Mar 1, 2025

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81 I can only kiss the man I love. And then he... -Must make a vow of everlasting love. I know. -And prove it to the world.

As Jean-Bob in The Swan Princess

82 And Jean-Bob. -I have no friends, only servants. And they call me Your Highness.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

83 No, no. This Derek is very important to you, and all I can do is think of myself.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

84 Accept my apology, please. -Okay. I accept. -Good. Now we can kiss and make up.

As Jean-Bob in The Swan Princess

85 Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. Good grief. You're talking about me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

86 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

As Jean-Bob in The Swan Princess

87 Bonjour, madame. Ha-ha! The ladies still fall for me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

88 Today my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

As John Langston in Silverado

89 It's a birth. -And what sort of thing is that? -Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. -Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

90 I wave my private parts at your aunties.

As Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

John Cleese Movie Quotes & Lines – 96 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

81 I can only kiss the man I love. And then he... -Must make a vow of everlasting love. I know. -And prove it to the world.

82 And Jean-Bob. -I have no friends, only servants. And they call me Your Highness.

83 No, no. This Derek is very important to you, and all I can do is think of myself.

84 Accept my apology, please. -Okay. I accept. -Good. Now we can kiss and make up.

85 Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. Good grief. You're talking about me.

86 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

87 Bonjour, madame. Ha-ha! The ladies still fall for me.

88 Today my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

89 It's a birth. -And what sort of thing is that? -Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. -Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

90 I wave my private parts at your aunties.

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