John Cleese Movie Quotes & Lines – 96 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

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81 No, no. This Derek is very important to you, and all I can do is think of myself.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

82 Accept my apology, please. -Okay. I accept. -Good. Now we can kiss and make up.

Princess Odette (Michelle Nicastro), Jean Bob (John Cleese) in The Swan Princess

83 Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. Good grief. You're talking about me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

84 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

85 Bonjour, madame. Ha-ha! The ladies still fall for me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

86 Today my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat.

As John Langston in Silverado

87 It's a birth. -And what sort of thing is that? -Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. -Wonderful what we can do nowadays.

John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

88 I wave my private parts at your aunties.

As Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

89 Be quiet! Englishmen! You're all so _ing pompous! None of you have got any balls.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

90 You've got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

As Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail