John Cleese Movie Quotes & Lines – 110 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Aug 1, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by John Cleese, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

81 Well, you're dead now, so shut up! -Dead? -Dead. -All of us? -All of you.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

82 Mind if I point out a problem? -I don't take advice from peasants. -Suit yourself.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

83 Grab me! Grab me! Hold my arm! Hold my leg! Hold my... Hold it, hold it, hold it.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

84 I can only kiss the man I love. And then he... -Must make a vow of everlasting love. I know. -And prove it to the world.

Jean Bob (John Cleese), Princess Odette (Michelle Nicastro) in The Swan Princess

85 And Jean-Bob. -I have no friends, only servants. And they call me Your Highness.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

86 No, no. This Derek is very important to you, and all I can do is think of myself.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

87 Accept my apology, please. -Okay. I accept. -Good. Now we can kiss and make up.

Princess Odette (Michelle Nicastro), Jean Bob (John Cleese) in The Swan Princess

88 Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. Good grief. You're talking about me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

89 Finally, after all these years, I shall return to my throne. -Don't forget to write.

John Cleese as Jean Bob; Steven Wright as Lorenzo "Speed" Trudgealong in The Swan Princess

90 Bonjour, madame. Ha-ha! The ladies still fall for me.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

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