John Cleese Movie Quotes & Lines – 96 Classics (+ Audio) - page 10

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91 I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please come and rescue me.

As Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

92 Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

93 Finished! -Right. Now, don't do it again.

Graham Chapman; John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

94 You're right. We could sit around here all day, talkin', passin' resolutions, makin' clever speeches. It's not gonna shift one Roman soldier!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

95 I got it! Water leaks into the dungeon, right? Well, if there's a leak, there must be a hole. We'll find the hole, make it bigger and... She's loose. Heh-heh.

As Jean Bob in The Swan Princess

96 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life