Kermit The Frog: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Kermit The Frog, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 But I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane. -With that tongue? No way.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

32 Rough place, huh? -That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest, pesthole on the face of the Earth. -Well, why not complain to the owner? -I am the owner.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; James Coburn in The Muppet Movie (1979)

33 Hello, sailor. Buy me a drink? -Well, you see, I'm not a sailor, I'm a frog. -Cut the small talk and buy me a drink. -But I don't even know you.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Madeline Kahn in The Muppet Movie (1979)

34 It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. The crowd is getting ugly. -Ha, ha. You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

35 Yeah, well, they're holding auditions for frogs next week. And if they need frogs, they must need bears, too.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

36 You know, how about you and me putting together an act? -Oh, no. Sorry. I only work as a single. -Oh, okay. -...All right. You talked me into it. We'll be a team. -Oh, good.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

37 I know. I'm a great businessman and a sweet fella, but I do lack the skills of a performer. -You also make a lousy frog.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

38 That's a myth. -What? -Myth! Myth! -Yeth? -Huh?

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

39 I don't know how to thank you guys. -I don't know why to thank you guys.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

40 Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Here I am. Here I am. I'm packed. I'm packed. -Yeah, so I see. What for? -You said I could come with you. -Yeah, but... To buy ice cream, not to Hollywood.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Miss Piggy (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)