192 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: May 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

171 Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whackin'.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

172 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

173 And we ask you, lord, to look after these little cowboys and cowgirls and show them the way to a good life so they don't get tangled up with hard liquor and cigarettes. Amen.

Clint Eastwood as Bronco Billy in Bronco Billy

174 What the...? I would have hated to have been his mother.

Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler in Immortal Combat (1994)

175 I smelled your _ for 22 years, now you can't smell mine for five minutes.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

176 Don't tell me you've got Billy, because he still eats a grape in four bites.

Jack Palance as Charlie Castle in The Big Knife (1955)

177 Guts. He's only eight. Lotsa guts.

Quote from Suddenly (1954)

178 What were you doing in the middle of the street, a kid your age?

Quote from Back to the Future

179 But kids get into poison every day.

Quote from Set It Off (1996)

180 If your kid spills his milk, what do you do, slap him in the head?

Quote from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)