You know, JJ, one of these damn days I'm going to wake up and realize how stupid I am!

— John Keller (Roddy Piper)

5 seconds sound clip from the Immortal Combat (1994) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:11:53.167 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I let them go and I sent Osato and the others after them.

- Them? What them?

- Keller and his partner.

- You mean you didn't kill them?

- No, I...

- You are so incompetent!

- Ah! I hate heights.

- I'll tell you, this really makes my day, JJ.

- John!

- What?

- We must cross it!

- Cross it?

- It's the only way to the other side!

- You know, JJ, one of these damn days I'm going to wake up and realize how stupid I am!

- Give me your rifle.

- I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.

- The shortest way is across here.

- What if we fall?

- Then we swim.

- I can't swim.

- Huh?

- I can't swim.

- What?

- I can't swim.

- What?

- I said I can't swim! You got a problem with that?

- You can't swim?

- No!

- Okay. Okay. Alright, that's it. That's it! Let's go. Let's go. You go first. You go first.

[...]

Immortal Combat (1994) Sound Clip

Immortal Combat (1994) poster

Listen to the best lines from Immortal Combat (1994), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Sonny Chiba (Jiro J.J. Jintani), Roddy Piper (John Keller), Meg Foster (Quinn), Tommy Lister (Yanagi), Kim Morgan Greene (Karen Keeler)

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