42 Movie Quotes about Stupidity (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about stupidity, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I thought I was the cute one. -No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!

Jason Alexander as Hugo The Gargoyle; Mary Wickes as Laverne The Gargoyle in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

2 Did you all take stupid pills this morning?

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

3 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 Honestly it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. 'Cause you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

5 Stupid little boys? -You know, the disobedient ones what play hooky from school.

Walter Catlett as Honest John in Pinocchio (1940)

6 He is as clumsy as he is stupid.

James Earl Jones as Darth Vader in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

7 I'm collecting stupid little boys.

Richard Percy Jones as Pinocchio in Pinocchio (1940)

8 You stupid little astro droid.

Battle Droids in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

9 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

10 Yeah. And what's with that stupid grin?

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1989)

42 Movie Quotes about Stupidity (+ Sound Clips)

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