Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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Hey, man. Do you know what I do every day once I leave here? I'm runnin'. I'm always runnin', man. My neighborhood's bad.

I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. You know why? 'Cause whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waitin' to kick my ass.

Lesson number two, your foe's back can quickly become his front.

Mind if I borrow one of these next week? I got a blind date. A blind date!

Not a ninja technique, but effective.

Oh! Don't get me started on car problems! I got a 1975 Fairmont. That thing is about as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach!

Oh! This is the wrong writ. This is about the sensei and the 18-year-old twin geishas. Also a good legend, but... Not the one we are looking for.

She is rich, she is beautiful, she is blonde. How many rich, beautiful blondes could be in Beverly Hills? -Natural blondes?

That is impossible. My ninja intuition tells me this.

That rack was not built by ninjas.

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