Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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Have you not heard of the legend of the white child who will grow up to become the greatest ninja master of all time? -No. Is that you? -Some say it is so.

He's fat, he's a fool, and he's an embarrassment to ninjas everywhere.

I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

I love my little brother. His heart's like a flower. His determination is like a tiger.

I may not be the best ninja, I may not be one with the universe, but I will tell you this, no one messes with my brother!

I think I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great? -Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?

I'm involved in counterfeiting some money! Big deal!

I'm one with the chicken. I'm one with the chicken.

Nice coat. Who shot the couch?

Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room. -I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

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