Beverly Hills Ninja

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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51 I am preparing one of our greatest ninja tools, the laughing mushroom.
52 I thought we was homies, man! I thought you was my boy, my ninja! I thought we was like this.
53 I took a few karate lessons myself. I'm not as advanced as you. I'm what you call a tangerine belt, orange belt. I'm one of them citrus colors. You know what I'm sayin'.
54 May I take your bag? -Oh! Thanks, asshole. -You're welcome, sir.
55 Ninja? You're a ninja? Get outta here! You're a ninja!
56 No! I am not one with the universe!
57 Oh, my God! What's happening? Something's touching my face. Joey, these sea creatures! Help me!
58 Please close your eyes, turn around and count to nine. When you open them, I will be gone.
59 Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.
60 Sensei, you just called me a ninja. -Yes, I guess I did.
 
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