Beverly Hills Ninja

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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21 There is a problem you are facing. -Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.
22 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.
23 You do not have ninja intuition. You do not even have normal intuition.
24 You may subject me to any torture you can think of, but a ninja does not talk.
25 Ah. Here is my legend: 'It is foretold that a foreign child will come among them, and become a ninja master like no other.'
26 (ALL LAUGHING HARD)
27 (ALL LAUGHING)
28 Are you communicating with me? Are you communicating with me?
29 Do not be afraid. A ninja knows when he is in danger.
30 Good luck. Good luck. Stay low, so as not to be detected... Good luck, my brother.
 
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