Are you not familiar with the art of shiatsu massage?

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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5 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:52:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh! Don't get me started on car problems! I got a 1975 Fairmont. That thing is about as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach!

- I'm just buggin' with you. Come on over here. Auto Club number's 555-9300.

- Thank you.

- Whoo! Yeah, the AAA. I knew a guy who started off in AAA, then ended up in AA. He got busted for DUI.

- Hello, is this the Auto Club?

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Are you not familiar with the art of shiatsu massage?

- Shiatsu? Watch your language. There's a lady present.

- You know, I remember when I was playing ball in Wisconsin, these two cheerleaders lathered me up like a wet...

- Get off me! I'm calling the cops! Give me the phone!

(SHE PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE)

[...]

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