12 Movie Quotes about Law School (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about law school, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Oh, I am sorry. I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.

Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

2 Law school? You're a lawyer? Wow. Well, life's not over yet, man. You're surfing.

Patrick Swayze as Bodhi in Point Break (1991)

3 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

4 Law school? Hey, you don't want to be no stinking lawyer with a stinking briefcase in a stinking office, do you, Joey? Nah.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa in Stalag 17 (1953)

5 I never thought of becoming a lawyer. But this judge was from Brooklyn too. I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible. So I went to law school.

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

6 So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you want to do then? -I want to dance.

Adam Goldberg as Mike Newhouse in Dazed and Confused (1993)

7 What's this bull fertilizer about you quitting law school?

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

8 Back to law school.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

9 Right. My little brother, who I put through law school... is gonna be fighting crime.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

10 That's why we scout the law schools for young idealists like yourself.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

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