109 Movie Quotes about Lawyers (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about lawyers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Where's your lawyer? -I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.

Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen in Cars

42 Attorney? Attorney costs money, and that's one luxury we ain't never had.

Scatman Crothers as Doc Lynch in Bronco Billy

43 He told me about his lawyer... He had sex with my mama! Why?

Quote from Half Baked

44 Jumping Jerusalem, get my lawyer! -Which one? -Schlummel, Schlimmel, Abercrombie, and Schlitz.

Raymond Walburn as Maxford in Christmas in July (1944)

45 You know, you could have been killed! It was probably criminal negligence or manslaughter or something. You could have sued somebody. Me probably! Well, not you, 'cause you'd have been dead. But your lawyers could have.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

46 So that explains it. -He was in jail. -And there was a phone. -But he only got one call so he had to call his lawyer.

Steve Zahn as George in You've Got Mail

47 Contact me at once regarding inheritance. Signed, A. Shyster, lawyer.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

48 Hey, you think these billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

49 Attorney, you are my legal advisor on legal affairs. I don't need no legal advice on where to have honeymoons.

Muhammad Ali in The Greatest (1977)

50 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)