109 Movie Quotes about Lawyers (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about lawyers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Law school? Hey, you don't want to be no stinking lawyer with a stinking briefcase in a stinking office, do you, Joey? Nah.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa in Stalag 17 (1953)

52 Next time we write to your folks, you know what you're gonna say? You're gonna say that you don't wanna be no lawyer. That you wanna be a musician, maybe, huh? And play the flute. Yeah, Joey?

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa in Stalag 17 (1953)

53 As your lawyer, Fowler, I can safely say they can't hold ya without a judge.

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)

54 No, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls (2004)

55 If you should ask a Harvard lawyer he'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

56 You want to conquer the world, you're gonna need lawyers, right?

Danny Devito as The gambler in Mars Attacks! (1996)

57 We're going to open next year, that is if the lawyers don't kill me first.

Richard Attenborough as John Hammond in Jurassic Park

58 I don't care for lawyers, do you?

Richard Attenborough as John Hammond in Jurassic Park

59 If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal, I can be out of here in about 10000 years.

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

60 A lawyer, huh? Can you think of anything that can get us out of this hole?

James Cagney as Eddie Bartlett in The Roaring Twenties (1939)