310 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

161 Look, why don't you just go home and marry a toad? Did you ever think about that? You find yourself a pretty toad with warts and you marry her.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

162 We cannot do impossible things. Perhaps I should marry the mole. He could take care of me. He could.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

163 I will. I will marry the mole.

Jodi Benson as Thumbelina in Thumbelina (1994)

164 Hey! Since you're married, we haven't seen you down here. Hey, you're Kung Fu comes second now, huh? -Hey, well that isn't quite true. He has to practice with his wife now. He just stands there while she beats him up.

Quote from Heroes of the East (1978)

165 She's a wonderful woman. When her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

166 At least I'm not married to the biggest horse's _ in three counties.

Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams (1989)

167 Your father's village, you say? -Oh, yes, he is the chief. If you could save us, he would give you my hand in marriage. All you have to do is stop a molten lava flow.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

168 I widowed her the day I married her.

Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October

169 Go ahead. Go ahead and marry her, you one-balled bastard.

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

170 Twenty-two years we've been married. Twenty-two years I was proud of my wife. Well, she... just didn't want to grow old with me.

Frank Morgan as Hugo Matuschek in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)