290 Movie Quotes about Marriage (Sound Clips) - page 18

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

171 No, I'm not _ing happy. No one who's married is _ing happy.

Jonah Hill as Donnie Azoff in The Wolf of Wall Street

172 I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please come and rescue me.

John Cleese as Sir Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

173 How long have we been married? -A long time. This way people won't expect us to talk much to each other.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

174 You're married. You're allowed to look like slobs.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

175 She says he only played around with married stuff. It was a cardinal rule... no widows, no divorc?es, no maidens. -And no complications.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

176 Well, married men are sometimes camera shy. Have you noticed? -Oh, frequently.

Quote from Kojak

177 No. There's nothing wrong with marriage, provided there is just one in the family who wears the pants.

Quote from Mister Ed

178 What difference does it make whom you marry? So long as he's a Southerner and thinks like you.

Thomas Mitchell as Gerald O'Hara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

179 Well, he took her out buggy-riding in the late afternoon without a chaperone and then he refused to marry her!

Quote from Gone with the Wind (1939)

180 Why don't you say it, you coward? You're afraid to marry me.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)