Martin Short Movie Quotes & Lines – 42 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Movie quotes of Martin Short (March 26, 1950 – Present), featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 So... Of course, they don't understand English. I don't speak Spanish. So, obviously communications are gonna be a hair thick.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

32 Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no blub-blub-blub. No hundir. No hundir. We're not going to sink!

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

33 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. We've got our compass and we've got our chart. -You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here.

As Captain Ron in Captain Ron

34 Hang on. Hang on. -It's okay. It's okay. We still have our compass. The only instrument that Columbus had to get him to the new world was his trusty compass. -Oh, don't lose that!

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

35 No, no, no. Honey, he is a psycho! -Well, you say psycho. I mean, what does that mean?

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

36 You let a guy with a spider on his head... -Dreadlocks, Daddy! -Tattoo you someplace kind of private? -

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

37 You cretin! -Angeline's no Cretan, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. -I'm not talking to Angeline.

As Captain Ron in Captain Ron

38 Pull! -I'm trying! -Come on, you're a tough babe. You've got a tattoo. -Dad, it's just a little tattoo. -Well, then, be a little tough, then.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

39 But if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

40 I'm gonna start a foundation to help homeless children.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

Martin Short Movie Quotes & Lines – 42 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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