Martin Short Movie Quotes & Lines – 55 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Movie quotes of Martin Short (March 26, 1950 – Present), featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 Do you love the girl? -Of course, I do. I... -Then shut up.

Rocko The Rockhopper (Jim Belushi), Hubie The Penguin (Martin Short) in The Pebble and the Penguin

32 Do you think it's safe? -I'm too hungry to care if it's safe or not. Let's go.

Rocko The Rockhopper (Jim Belushi), Hubie The Penguin (Martin Short) in The Pebble and the Penguin

33 Goodness glaciers! What was that? -Looked like a killer whale. -It was bigger than a leopard seal. -Twice as big, twice as fast and twice as mean. -Oh, good.

Hubie The Penguin (Martin Short), Rocko The Rockhopper (Jim Belushi) in The Pebble and the Penguin

34 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

35 You don't understand. I don't shoot at people. You see, it's against my upbringing. Call it etiquette, whatever. You know, I was thinking...

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

36 We don't know anything about sailing! -We don't have to because it's got an engine. You know, we can put it under power until we get the hang of sailing.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

37 Let's see what we got here. Oh. Well, you got a little dry rot here, boss. That's okay. Every boat's got it. -Every boat's got it, honey. -You're lucky. Yours is above the waterline. Well, most of it anyway.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

38 Slow down. There are boats all over the place. Ah, don't worry. They'll get out of the way. -Learned that driving the Saratoga. -The USS Saratoga? -Yeah, the old Sara.

As Captain Ron in Captain Ron

39 Let me tell you something. This is not a toy. Okay? It's a highly complex piece of equipment. -I can see that, boss. I mean, there's all kind of buttons there.

As Captain Ron in Captain Ron

40 Stay on the path, boss. There's gorillas in the woods. Like I don't watch National Geographic every week.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

Martin Short Movie Quotes & Lines – 55 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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