63 Quotes by Michael Keaton (Sound Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2022

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Keaton, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 In your dreams, Thunder. -Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder? -You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning.

As Chick Hicks in Cars

2 Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

3 Look, you're a real nice girl, and I like you a lot but for right now, shut up.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

4 Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

5 Go ahead, make my millennium.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

6 You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

7 You see, my life is really complex.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

8 I am not comin' in behind you again, old man.

As Chick Hicks in Cars

9 You got kind of a dark side, don't you?

As Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

10 Eat floor. High fiber.

As Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

63 Quotes by Michael Keaton (Sound Clips)

1 In your dreams, Thunder. -Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder? -You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning.

2 Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

3 Look, you're a real nice girl, and I like you a lot but for right now, shut up.

4 Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti!

5 Go ahead, make my millennium.

6 You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?

7 You see, my life is really complex.

8 I am not comin' in behind you again, old man.

9 You got kind of a dark side, don't you?

10 Eat floor. High fiber.

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