Michael Palin Movie Quotes & Lines – 68 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

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31 One day, lad, all this will be yours. -What, the curtains? -No, not the curtains. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

32 O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

33 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

34 No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

35 Remember how they used to stick out? -What? Oh, yes. Uh, well, rather. Always used to wonder if they were real.

As Jack Lint in Brazil (1985)

36 The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man. I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

As Jack Lint in Brazil (1985)

37 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

38 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

39 Provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man... -Or woman. -To rid himself. -Or herself. -Agreed. -Thank you, brother. -Or sister. -Or sister. -Where was I? -I think you finished. -Oh, right.

40 And the wine. -Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

Michael Palin Movie Quotes & Lines – 68 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

31 One day, lad, all this will be yours. -What, the curtains? -No, not the curtains. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land.

32 O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

33 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

34 No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

35 Remember how they used to stick out? -What? Oh, yes. Uh, well, rather. Always used to wonder if they were real.

36 The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man. I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

37 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

38 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

39 Provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man... -Or woman. -To rid himself. -Or herself. -Agreed. -Thank you, brother. -Or sister. -Or sister. -Where was I? -I think you finished. -Oh, right.

40 And the wine. -Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

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