Michael Palin: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Movie quotes delivered by Michael Palin, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

41 Centuwion, why do they titter so? -Just some Jewish joke, sir.

John Cleese; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

42 You shouldn't have said that, sir. You've hurt his feelings, now.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

43 So let's just stop gabbin' on about it. It's completely pointless. And it's gettin' us nowhere. -Right! -I agree. This is a complete waste of time.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

44 You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

45 No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

As Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

46 Remember how they used to stick out? -What? Oh, yes. Uh, well, rather. Always used to wonder if they were real.

Michael Palin as Jack Lint; Jonathan Pryce as Sam Lowry in Brazil (1985)

47 The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man. I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

As Jack Lint in Brazil (1985)

48 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

49 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

Graham Chapman; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

50 Provided the movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man... -Or woman. -To rid himself. -Or herself. -Agreed. -Thank you, brother. -Or sister. -Or sister. -Where was I? -I think you finished. -Oh, right.

Eric Idle; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian