- There's no pleasing some people.
- That's just what Jesus said, sir.

— (Graham Chapman), (Michael Palin)

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:03.540 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

- Well, why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again?

- I could do that, sir. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose.

- What I was thinking, I was going to ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but...

- Brian! Come and clean your room out!

- There you are.

- Thank you, sir. Thank... Half a denary? Me bloody life story.

- There's no pleasing some people.

- That's just what Jesus said, sir.

(Kick in the door)

- Good afternoon.

- Oh, uh, hello, officer. I'll be with you in a few moments, all right, dear?

- What's he doing here?

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