Michael Palin: 68 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. -A Woman? -No, no. Roman.

Graham Chapman; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

22 So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

23 What's funny about Biggus Dickus?

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

24 I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

25 The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all, for scientific experiments.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

26 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

27 Silence! This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

28 He has a wife, you know? You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

29 Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? -139, sir. -Special celebration. Passover, sir. -Right. Now we have 140. Nice, round number, eh, Biggus?

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

30 Next? Crucifixion? -Yes. -Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian