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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Monty Python's Life of Brian

- I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
- A Woman?
- No, no. Roman.

— (Graham Chapman), (Michael Palin)

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5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:33.588 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! The little rascal has spirit.

- Has what, sir?

- Spiwit.

- Yes, he did, sir.

- No, no. Spiwit, bwavado, a touch of dewwingdo.

- Oh, uh, about 11, sir.

- So, you dare to waid us?

- To what, sir?

- Stwike him, centurion, very woughly.

- Oh, and thwow him to the floor, sir?

- What?

- Thwow him to the floor again, sir?

- Oh, yes, thwow him to the floor, please.

- Now, Jewish wapscallion

- I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.

- A Woman?

- No, no. Roman.

- So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?

- He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.

- Really? What was his name?

- Naughtius Maximus.

(Centurion laughing)

- Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison?

- Well, no, sir.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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