23 Movie Quotes about Romans with AudioUpdated: May 24, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Quote from Julius Caesar (1953) 2 Silence! This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome. Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 3 I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus. Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 4 He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir. -Really? What was his name? -Naughtius Maximus. Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Life of Brian 5 I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. -A Woman? -No, no. Roman. Graham Chapman; Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 6 Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific! Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 7 Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so you must move fast. And don't wear your best sandals. Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian 8 Listen, if you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans. -I do. -Oh, yeah? How much? -A lot. -Right. You're in. Graham Chapman; John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian 9 I'll send you back as a Roman captain of the guards. Quote from Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie 10 Bloody Romans! -Watch it! There's still a few crosses left. John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 ► >>