Mike Myers: 136 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Mike Myers, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 Some people can't help being annoying.

As Shrek in Shrek the Halls

32 Well, um... It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.

As Shrek in Shrek 2

33 I love gold. The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

34 What the? I didn't have any corn.

As Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

35 That's not very nice. It's just a donkey.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

36 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

37 It talks! -Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

38 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

39 So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be... -Ogres, yes! -Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? -Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young! -Dad!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Queen Lillian (Julie Andrews), King Harold (John Cleese) in Shrek 2

40 What kind of knight are you? -One of a kind.

Shrek (Mike Myers), Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) in Shrek (2001)