25 Quotes by Neddie Seagoon (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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11 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

12 Steady, flunky. Who are you? -My card. -McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

13 Are you really a Red Indian? -Yes, I am, yes. -Then why does the red keep coming off your skin? -I'm anaemic, that's why.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

14 Why have you deserted your post? -It's got woodworm sir.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

15 What, what, what, what... (ending in chicken sounds)

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

16 Well, apart from that, I'm over here on a sort of busman's holiday. -Doing what? -Driving buses.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

17 I'm not going to split - me - a gentleman - never. I refuse to tell you. -Well, stop pointing at me then!

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

18 With this gadget you can hide in space. -Space? But I'm taking up too much already.

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

19 Get me down, it's dangerous up here! The heat barrier has destroyed my underpants! Heaven knows what'll go next!

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

20 You'll be pleased to note that I also wrote The Blue Danube Waltz. -And what about Johann Strauss? -Yes, I wrote that as well!

Harry Secombe as Neddie Seagoon in The Goon Show

25 Quotes by Neddie Seagoon (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

11 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

12 Steady, flunky. Who are you? -My card. -McCard, a Scotsman, eh? Oh! your card, I see. Yes.

13 Are you really a Red Indian? -Yes, I am, yes. -Then why does the red keep coming off your skin? -I'm anaemic, that's why.

14 Why have you deserted your post? -It's got woodworm sir.

15 What, what, what, what... (ending in chicken sounds)

16 Well, apart from that, I'm over here on a sort of busman's holiday. -Doing what? -Driving buses.

17 I'm not going to split - me - a gentleman - never. I refuse to tell you. -Well, stop pointing at me then!

18 With this gadget you can hide in space. -Space? But I'm taking up too much already.

19 Get me down, it's dangerous up here! The heat barrier has destroyed my underpants! Heaven knows what'll go next!

20 You'll be pleased to note that I also wrote The Blue Danube Waltz. -And what about Johann Strauss? -Yes, I wrote that as well!

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