Duck Soup (1933) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Duck Soup (1933) posterSound clips of funny quotes from Duck Soup (1933), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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41 Your Excellency, you're shooting your own men. -What? -You're shooting your own men! -Here's $5. Keep it under your hat. Never mind. I'll keep it under my hat.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

42 I object. -Oh, you object. On what grounds? -I couldn't think of anything else to say. -Objection sustained. -Your Excellency, you sustained the objection? -Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either. Why don't you object?

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Chicolini (Chico Marx)

43 Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon. -What? -I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

44 Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down, and put up an office building where you're standing.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

45 They got guns. We got guns. All God's children got guns. We're gonna walk all over the battlefield, 'cause all God's children got guns.
46 Your Excellency, you must come over here at once. There's danger here. -Why don't you come over here? There's no danger here.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)

47 And now, gentlemen, we've got to start looking for a new Treasurer. -But you appointed one last week! -That's the one I'm looking for.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

48 I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things that go up and down like this. What do you call those things? -Tanks. -You're welcome.

— Chicolini (Chico Marx)

49 I'll put my foot down, so shall it be. This is the land of the free.

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

50 If chewing gum is chewed, the chewer is pursued, and in the hoosegow hidden. -If we choose to chew we'll be pursued.

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