Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well-anchored. Ship's in shipshape shape. And the Coast Guard promised to call me if there were any icebergs around.

— Joe (Tony Curtis)

10 seconds sound clip from the Some Like It Hot movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:20:11 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Water polo?

- Isn't that terribly dangerous? I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

- Where's your shell collection?

- Mmm. Yes, of course. Now, where could they have put it?

- You see, on Thursdays, I'm sort of lost around here.

- What's on Thursday?

- It's the crew's night off.

- You mean, we're alone on the boat?

- Completely.

- You know, I've never been completely alone with a man before, in the middle of the night, in the middle of the ocean.

- Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well-anchored. Ship's in shipshape shape. And the Coast Guard promised to call me if there were any icebergs around.

- It's not the icebergs. But there are certain men who would try to take advantage of a situation like this.

- You're flattering me.

- Of course, I'm sure you're a gentleman.

- Oh, it's not that. It's, uh, just that I'm, um, harmless.

- Harmless? How?

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