Swiss Miss (1938) Quotes with Sound Clips

The best quotes from Swiss Miss (1938 film), with sound clips.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Eric Blore (Edward)

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1 A what? -A monkey. -Well, it doesn't surprise me a bit. If you don't quit drinking that brandy, you'll be seeing pink elephants.

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

2 And just why should there be more mice here than any place else in the world? -Don't they make more cheese here?

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

3 Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea? -I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

4 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

5 This is not a disguise. This costume is to get me into the mood to write my greatest operetta.

6 We're what? -We're flat broke. -Does that mean we haven't any money?

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

7 Even your own brother wouldn't know you. -I haven't got a brother. -The brother that you haven't got wouldn't even know you.

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

8 How can you tell? - It's easy. Look at the silly, sloppy look on your face. Look at it.

— Stan (Stan Laurel)

9 Make apple pie. Make lots of apple pie! -Yes! Make a hundred apple pies. -Yeah, and make me an apple dumpling.

— Stan (Stan Laurel), Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

10 Me, wear a costume? -Certainly. -Why? I am the manager.

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