- No apple pie?
- No, sir.
- Just what kind of a hotel is this?

— Ollie (Oliver Hardy)

6 seconds sound clip from the Swiss Miss (1938) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:26 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I think I'll try some of that demitasse. And bring me a cup of coffee, too.

- Yes, sir.

- I hope everything is of your satisfaction.

- I'm too full for words.

- Splendid. Chi assaggia il nostro cibo, ritorna, as they say in Swiss.

- Sorry, sir, there is no apple pie.

- No apple pie?

- No, sir.

- Just what kind of a hotel is this?

- I am sorry. Maybe we have some other kind you would like?

- No, sir. I have my mouth all set for apple pie.

- Send the chef to me at once. I will go to the bottom of this.

- See that you do.

[...]