59 Movie Quotes about Hotels with AudioUpdated: Jul 28, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Welcome to Hotel Transylvania! Human-free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary. Quote from Hotel Transylvania 2 Hello. Hello. No, we no got a no rooms. We got a nothing. We got a no customers. We got a nothing. Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929) 3 Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters? -Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters. Way to sum it up. Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania 4 Oh, yes, my dear. Your hotel bores me. The headwaiter looks like an undertaker and every time I step into this apartment it looks more like a funeral parlor. Hedy Lamarr as Gaby in Algiers 5 Is this one of those places where you ring if you want something? Gary Cooper in Meet John Doe (1941) 6 But a janitor! -Matter of fact, it's worse than that. I own this hotel. Quote from White Christmas (1954) 7 So I take it you shouldn't drink the water. -Well, they put water in your room, but I wouldn't trust it. I'd stick with the bottled stuff. Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger 8 We're paying $1000 a day for this? -It's authentic. The West of the 1880s. James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973) 9 Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery. Quote from Hotel Transylvania 10 Oh! You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo. Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek 2 Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 ► >>