59 Movie Quotes about Hotels with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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21 We're paying $1000 a day for this? -It's authentic. The West of the 1880s.

James Brolin as John Blane in Westworld (1973)

22 Oh! You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.

23 Hey, look. You got to think of us as tourists. I don't want any military information. I just want to know the best hotel, OK?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

24 You'd have more of a better chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

25 Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels?

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

26 Listen, I don't want to be demanding here, but do you think, could you possibly say, I don't know, 10 or 12 words before we get to the hotel? Consider it foreplay.

Quote from Rain Man (1988)

27 Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the _? And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

28 Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

29 There's someone else in the hotel with us. There's a crazy woman in one of the rooms. She tried to strangle Danny.

Shelley Duvall as Wendy Torrance in The Shining (1980)

30 Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven "The Crow"; Eric Draven / The Crow in The Crow (1994)