55 Movie Quotes about Hotels (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 25, 2025

Memorable quotes about hotels, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

12 Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel...

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven The Crow in The Crow (1994)

13 I think a lot of things happened right here in this particular hotel over the years. And not all of them was good.

Scatman Crothers as Dick Hallorann in The Shining (1980)

14 There's someone else in the hotel with us. There's a crazy woman in one of the rooms. She tried to strangle Danny.

Shelley Duvall as Wendy Torrance in The Shining (1980)

15 You think I like this hair, man? Huh? You think I like these clothes? My wife wants me to stay at Ramada.

Quote from Point Break (1991)

16 But a janitor! -Matter of fact, it's worse than that. I own this hotel.

Quote from White Christmas (1954)

17 No apple pie? -No, sir. -Just what kind of a hotel is this?

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

18 Do you mean to say that you have to stay in this hotel because you couldn't pay for your dinner?

Quote from Swiss Miss (1938)

19 I think I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great? -Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

20 You just stick your nose in that book and you come up with my reservation.

George Kennedy as Ben Bowman in The Eiger Sanction