Oh, children! Watch it!
5 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:27:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- We just had dinner, and we're about to go to bed.
- What are you, my marriage counselor? If I want any advice, I'll write to Dear Abby.
- I'll have one more of these.
- Sorry.
- The management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.
- But you appointed me the manager, and I say no.
- Cut that out, Pop. I need it.
- If you want to drown yourself, use water. This won't do it. I know. I tried it once myself.
- Bourbon.
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