Therefore, to answer the most vital question, 'Is the patient indeed disabled, or is he merely simulating?'

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Are we then unanimous in our evaluation, Professor Winterhalter?

- Fake! All these newfangled machines. Fake! They prove nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better.

- A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying.

- And if he doesn't climb out?

- Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

- Wait a minute, you guys. You're not throwing me in any pit! You bring one snake in here... Just one little snake!

- Therefore, to answer the most vital question, 'Is the patient indeed disabled, or is he merely simulating?'

- After an analysis in depth of all the diagnostic data, we, the undersigned doctors, have come to the definite conclusion that the evidence is definitely inconclusive.

- Enclosed please find a bill for our services and a detailed list of our expenses.

- Double-talk! $3700 worth of double-talk!

- You know, this case has been getting a lot of publicity. Maybe we could save the insurance company some money if we just settled.

- Settle? A phony claim? Never! It's not just their money that's at stake. It's our integrity.

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A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying. -And if he doesn't climb out? -Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun. -Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it.

You'll be careful, won't you, Doc? -I'd better be because I'm on parole.

Shouldn't handicapped have two p's? -Two p's? I typed it myself, trying to save a little money. After all, it's a nonprofit organization.

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